im love butches

shephardlovesyou:

zillion-ronald-manus:

someone post the “we got another one” post from the /fit/ thread about the guy working out and becoming gay

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1dietcokeinacan:

pomegranatenoir:

‘The Golden Daric’ collection by Shiva Safai x Noush Jewellery — inspired by the monetary standard of the Achaemenid Persian Empire.

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@tomfordvelvetorchid

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Rules to follow when at sea

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1. The ship should be treated with kindness.
   
2. Not all waters are good.
   
3. Don’t look deeper than you absolutely have to.
   
4. A sudden shallow means something is beneath you.
   
5. Never sail alone at night.
   
6. There are things best left unseen.
   
7. Whales are wise. Do not anger them.
   
8. You are very, very small.
   
9. There may be eyes in the fog. Don’t make contact.
   
10. Some ships sail under no flag. They are not real. Not anymore.
    
11. Occasionally, you will get a distress transmission from the Atlantic. Don’t answer it.
    
12. The sound of motors in the fog is never, ever, a good sign.
    
13. Some lighthouses move. Don’t depend on them.
    
14. Make as little sound as possible whenever your chest feels strange.
    
15. It is entirely possible to lose time at sea. Do not worry. You will remember eventually.
    
16. If the water goes murky, leave the top deck.
    
17. There may be blood in the water. Don’t look.
    
18. If you startle at nothing, it was not nothing.
    
19. There are some kinds of fog your lights won’t shine through. When you encounter it, take a different route.
    
20. Some fjords are not for human travel.
    
21. The singing is most likely not sirens. Pray that is is not.
    
22. Never dive and expect nothing strange to happen.
    
23. If something feels off, check your ropes.
    
24. If someone shouts to you in the dark, do not reply.
    
25. Sometimes curious things knock on the hull. They will usually leave.
    
26. Nothing is ever entirely as it seems.
    
27. Moonlight on the ocean has a hypnotic effect. Don’t stare.
    
28. There will always be something watching from the coast.
    
29. When the sky turns strange colours, close your eyes. It is best not to see.
    
30. If your compass does not work, let yourself drift on the current. Something wants you gone.
    

gayreinhardt:

@judoviking

strongorcbutch:

strongorcbutch:

strongorcbutch:

Butch culture is flirting via cooking. 

Look I’m just saying that if I say something like “Hey, what kind of foods do you like? You should totally come over and I can make something for you.”, it means I like you in a lesbian fashion.

This is easily my most note’d post I’ve ever written, and it’s a post that’s just kept giving back because I’ve gotten to read so many cute tags and notes with people calling themselves or their girlfriend/partner out. It’s the only popular post I’ve ever had that didn’t make me regret writing it from hate mail. 

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Things I love about the “villain turns good” trope:

prideship:

vetivervelvetviolet:

kaiyves:

pitviperofdoom:

• Ex-villains graduating to “weird uncle” status.
  
• Ex-villains and hero(es) turning the events of previous battles into bizarre inside jokes.
  
• Ex-villains embracing the power of friendship and love.
  
• Ex-villains putting up walls and keeping to themselves until the heroes teach them what it means to trust someone.
  
• Ex-villains messing up and being forgiven because redemption is a process, not an endgame.
  
• Ex-villains being shy and uncertain about their new place as a hero.
  
• Bonus: Ex-villains hiding behind their hero friends during moments of shyness and uncertainty.
• Ex-villains being tempted back to the dark side only to realize how much their newfound friendships mean to them.
  
• Ex-villains pretending to return to the dark side, and using their villain cred to be a mole/saboteur on the heroes’ behalf.
  
• Ex-villains taking the same skills and character traits that made them effective villains and using them for good.
  
• Ex-villains defeating current villains by being better at those skills and traits than they are.
• Ex-villains being rejected by almost everyone except the very few willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
  
• Ex-villains being ferociously protective of those few.
• Ex-villains convincing old allies and friends to follow them to the light side.
• Ex-villains helping their hero friends through guilt and self-doubt by reminding them that your mistakes don’t make you and it’s never too late to turn things around.
  
• Ex-villains receiving unconditional trust and affection from someone small and innocent, and having no idea what they’re supposed to do with that.
  
• Ex-villains reuniting with heroic loved ones that they don’t have to fight against anymore.
• Ex-villains looking around at their new friends and their new home and having to sit down and ride out a sudden wave of powerful emotion because they can’t remember the last time they felt content.

• Ex-villains restoring our faith in the fundamental goodness of humankind.
  

^^^^^

• Ex-villains being tempted back to the dark side only to realize how much their newfound friendships mean to them.
  
• Ex-villains pretending to return to the dark side, and using their villain cred to be a mole/saboteur on the heroes’ behalf.
  
• Ex-villains taking the same skills and character traits that made them effective villains and using them for good.
  
• Ex-villains being rejected by almost everyone except the very few willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
  
• Ex-villains being ferociously protective of those few.

Ok, i love them all but this stuff is gold @glitch-h

juandankburritos:

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